There are no dinosaurs.

None. They do not exist. They never made a come back. There are no velociraptors. There are no pterodactyls. The apocalypse is not coming, is not nigh, is not brought on by velociraptors and formerly extinct gigantic reptiles/flying monsters and such.

We actually live in a world where learning how to defend one's life is not taught, is not even mentioned as a useful skill in most societies. I can't even shoot a gun. I've wielded a minor sword only once. I've never had to defend myself against a dinosaur.

There is nothing to fear. You are all safe.




















April Fools.