In the event that a velociraptor does not immediately eat you, be cautious of the fact they may be waiting for more of the horde to come because perhaps it is not hungry but its friends are. Yes, studies show velociraptors can have friends. If you are feeling the way you felt when the Discovery channel compared great white sharks to wolves in that they travel in packs then you are feeling correctly: terrified. But there is, as always, another side to this nightmare: Maybe we can ally with them...
Therefore, in the event that a velociraptor does not immediately kill you, build a bonfire. Make sure your movements are slow so that the velociraptor does not think you are about to throw fire on it (although of course your flame thrower will be within easy reach). The fire is in the very likely chance that more raptors are coming. If more raptors do come, I suggest then flinging yourself into the fire, and then running, guns all firing, on fire through the forest. Most likely the raptors will not follow you. You are on fire. You are like a demon. And hopefully you remembered to wear your flame suit...the one that catches fire but protects your skin. Hair will grow back. Be sure to pull down flame proof mask.
But in the chance that you have come across a raptor who is not with its horde and for some reason is not eating you, then a very real and amazing thing may be happening, and, if you have the guts to do this very suicidal thing, try to communicate with it, as it is trying to communicate with you. Befriend the raptor? No, I'm not crazy. But there may be something in them that is waiting to tell us something...because there is another threat coming, friends, and the raptors may be wanting allies as much as we do...
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