But yesterday was. I'm officially 21.
That means I can go out and buy myself a drink. Except not because my license just expired today.
In other news, a velociraptor was sighted consuming a cornfield just last week. You all thought it was aliens leaving the signs didn't you, didn't you? Another government ploy to distract us from the real threat. The farmers have taken no steps towards preventing this--that would be suicide, if there are even any left alive. Just imagine: A velociraptor horde completely concealed in a cornfield. Terrifying. Let that image rest in your mind, think of the quiet field, the stalks blocking out all peripheral vision. You are lost in the maze and there is a sound...was it the wind? You call out. Then try to swallow your sounds from the air because maybe its better if whatever is out there doesn't know you're in here. Its too late. They can smell you...
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Sweet dreams tonight!
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