Alright, in the interest of saving the world from fake Santas, here is a velociraptor disguised as Santa:
And here is the real Santa:
Notice the difference. Real Santa probably does not have murder in his eyes. Probably. Velociraptor Santa has a cheap red sweater on and couldn't get white puff balls because it is full of death. And it probably has blood stains on it's teeth.
VELOCIRAPTOR HUG!
Ah! It's a death trap! Run for your life!
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