- Bring Meat.
- Did you bring meat? We're talking the equivalent of fish and blood offered to around ten great white sharks--or more accurately, an actual Megalodon. Only instead of fish bring cows. If you didn't bring meat, you won't even see step two because you're already dead.
- Ride in on a Brachiosaurus
- What, you thought you could have a contest from your meager height of 5'6" while you're on the ground? You're the one who didn't bring meat, aren't you.
- Breathe fire.
- This step is really only for professionals and/ or those who read my blog. I'll teach you sometime.
- Don't close your eyes.
- This last step seems like it'd be obvious, but I had to remind you to bring meat, so you're common sense is already in question.
And there you have it. So what else do you need answered?
